Monday, October 19, 2009

A New Show for Kate


I've only seen a few episodes of Jon and Kate Plus Eight. It was during happier times for the family. But even then it was apparent that a major train wreck was in their forcast. Didn't really expect it to get as ugly as it's getting though. It's too bad, really. Those kids are super-cute. After my little stint as a single mom last week, I've decided to help TLC and Kate come up with a new show so she can support her octo-fam on her own. It sure as heck looks like Jon won't be much help. I could be wrong though...(pshaaawww!)


The Plate and Kate plus Eight: Follow this mother of eight as she tackles a cooking show full of recipes designed towards tempting the palates of picky eaters everywhere.
The Weight and Kate plus Eight: Just how did she get that rockin' bod? Find out in this new show designed to inspire women to get their sexy back.
LeBon and Kate plus Eight: Find out how she'll juggle being a mom of eight precocious kids and a back-up singer for Duran Duran as they hit the state fair circuit next spring.
A Date with Kate plus Eight: Speed dating at it's finest. Can Kate find a date in time to make it to her kids' fall festival at school? It's a race against the clock!
The Mate and Kate plus Eight: How she finds eventual happiness with the next Mr. Kate Plus Eight.
Stay Tuned!!!

3 comments:

hillari said...

haha--those are pretty good! I actually would be interested in watching them. I feel terrible for her. BTW, how the heck did she get that rockin' bod??

Shel said...

You are one clever chickie!! These are great! I don't even have cable and haven't seen a single episode, but I am with ya! And the bod...yeah...how did she? I cannot even find 10 minutes to exercise and I only have 4 kids who are NOT the same age!! Amazing! Thanks for the laughs! You should have a column...seriously!!

Gardner Family said...

Plastic Surgery. 'Nuff said.