We were treated to 3rd night of music and dancing of the highest caliber. It was the school's Annual Variety Show. As usual, Curtis was the emcee. In the past he has impersonated many different personalities: a sports star, a rapper, an artsy- fartsy clothing designer, an old codger, you name it. This year he enlisted the help of a student and they set out to possibly offend everyone from the south. I sincerely hope that didn't happen because that wasn't their intention. They were quite funny. What was funnier than their jokes was Curtis with lamb chops and hairy armpits exposed. Hopefully the kids weren't too traumatized. (He wore the costume all day because they had a performance during school hours too.)
One little 1st grader asked him "Mr. Gardner, are your hairy cheeks real?"
"No, they're not," Curtis replied.
"Mr. Gardner, are your hairy armpits real?"
He had a hard time answering the little guy because he was laughing so hard.
Hallie and a couple of her friends sang to a Taylor swift song. Since people couldn't go to Taylor Swift's concert, which was happening last night also, they got the next best thing.
Hannah was a back stage helper. She kept the show running smoothly.
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I didn't even see Grace the whole time. I don't know what she was doing. I was too busy getting pummeled in the stomach by an unruly 2 year old, and trying to protect the unborn from brain damage before she even has a chance to get dropped on her head for real by her older brother.
Good times. Good times.
2 comments:
I can only imagine how hilarious Curtis was as the emcee! He constantly had us laughing at lunch in High School. One time we said something that set him off, just as he was drinking and we all got sprayed!
LOVE the armpit question! That cracks me up!! Looks like FUN! I have been doing the same things as you with MY 2 year old in public! Did they come this way??
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