There are many thoughts that go through my simple brain as I do the mountain of dishes that the Dirty Dish Gnomes leave me over night (how else to explain their appearance?). Here they are (in no particular order)....
~Why does my vacuum smell funny and why did the wheel fall off?
~Why are the toilets in my house sluggish?
~Why do I feel like I've just been hit by a train when I wake up in the morning?
~Why are there cars and balls everywhere I turn?
~Where DID all these dirty cups come from?
~Why can't I practice the piano 2 hours a day like I use to?
~Where is that other sock?
~Why does the father of my children hate Disneyland so much when it brings his babies so much joy?
~Why do I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall?
~Why can't I just decide already on curtains for the family room?
~Why are there so many dead bugs in the window sill everyday?
~Why is the corn I planted only 3 inches long and not the juicy foot long cobs I envisioned? (pictures to come)
~Why are there so many R-Rated movies?
~ Why is Papa Murphy's Pizza so good?
~ Why do the people I love the most bring out the worst in me?
What are your deep thoughts that seem to have no answer? Or maybe they all have the same answer:Kids+Husband+Pets=Life. Send me your thoughts and I'll post them for all to commiserate with you.
3 comments:
I too wonder what happens to the other partner to the sock.... I think there is a sock monster.
Wow I never knew you were such an intellectual. I must say that an aversion to Disneyland is unamerican and digusting-sorry Curtis get over it and embrace the mouse.
Yay! So glad to see you blogging! Welcome to the blogosphere! I wish you many happy comments and hopefully not too many lost hours as you discover everyone else's blog and read for hours and hours to catch up! Hahaha! Sounds like you are doing well. Your little guy is sure growing up fast! He's super cute! Say hi to the family for us!
Danya
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